Author Archives: ean

Hedi et Gaga

from Vogue Hommes Japan

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God Bless Eastern Europe (Or: Handjob on the Side, Please)

A Dialogue between myself and two charming Russian gals (we’ll call them Strelka and Sveltana, because I’m not concerned with accurate reporting or political correctness) who came in to shop today at the store where I work: Strelka: Ah, this … Continue reading

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No, I don’t Like you.

I don’t remember when exactly the ‘Like’ function on facebook stopped being a convenient way to noncommittally bolster someone else’s e-peen without actually contributing intelligent, meaningful, or entertaining dialogue, and started being an inane way to play at free viral/word … Continue reading

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You Made Me Do This.

Hey look, another inaugural first blog post, on another pointless internet blog. Just what the world needs. Like the post (and the url) suggest, I’m doing this not because I want to, but because the internet made me do it. … Continue reading

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